I ve tried just about every solution offered.
Cartman ive been eating carpet all day.
We cut firewood all day yesterday.
I ve lost my sense of humor.
Oh i don t think that ll be hard.
All without a government grant i ve come up with two competing narratives suitable for team red and team blue to take sides over.
I was on tv and i m a hero.
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The most direct is to say something to your boss like would you be willing to reconsider the requirement for us to stay on video all day long.
We ve got enough to.
Cartman dialing shu shut up you guys shut up you guys the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to city wok a chinese restaurant.
Cartman stan and kyle are on the sofa laughing as cartman does some prank calls.
I m finding it distracting and it s making me feel like you don t trust me to get my work done otherwise.
Spartangirl march 12 2013 at 7 50 pm.
Jared has aides was written and directed by series co creator trey parker the episode which heavily satirizes former subway spokesman and weight loss advocate jared fogle was inspired by the fact that parker and stone had seen several subway commercials featuring fogle.
Well what a day this has been.
Cartman s mother appears after he picks his nose liane.
Windex diatamacious earth lavender oil baking soda cedar oil natural genesis and nothing has been effective.
Just try and make me laugh.
I hope you ll agree that i ve always been conscientious and productive.
You ve gotta help me.
God damn it mom i wasn t picking it.
Um comedy can be the best therapy very much.
I ve been working on my.
Stan you want to help me cut some firewood.
I ve been dealing with biting mites since 2014 going on 6 years.
Jimmy you ve always been my favorite standup comic.
I had an itch.
But i tell myself i m not ready to stand around and eat grass all day.
I just have to find my funny bone again.
Gee that s a terrible thing eric.
Don t pick your nose hon.
I can still do this.
Jared has aides cartman s house living room day.